we’re not going out till ten or after so it’d be pointless to do makeup or hair before nine and i have nothing to do besides those
Anonymous asked: Jesus always loves you
that’s cool but i’m jewish
AU in which Jake English takes adderall to stay up for twelve hours to clean his room and write poetry to impress ladies.
One clean room, five poems, and four straight hours of telling stories to a girl he barely knows; he discovers he might actually be ADD when he falls asleep in his bathroom only six hours later.
trailerstuck: lynn and i smoke a blunt in my shitty corolla rolling through my trailer park blasting angel haze and hike for like three minutes in the words before giving up and eating cheeze-itz in the clover.
and i fuck dolphins
i felt like this belonged with this
one day i’ll jake your dirk and we can rap till the sun comes up
sometimes when my confidence is unusually high like right now i liken myself to if Jake English was socialized and female b/c i’m dumb and share neurosi and what people assume are his physical traits
like athletic and muscular but kind of lazy, mixed enough to look racially indeterminate, green eyes and messy hair, job based upon my physical appearance, accidentally self-centered, and fucking up my friends’ feelings by accident.
sorry everyone i might be high.
imagine a world where i don’t work at hollister and am allowed to cut my hair Jake English style and look like a video game character 24/7
I’m not really sure what’s going on with this dress, haha